Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

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