What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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did you stub your toe?

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Albert your flies undone.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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when debbie meets downer

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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