Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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VITAMIN C!

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

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A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?" Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning." So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed. The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again." So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see." To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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