- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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