- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

oh hey.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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