- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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