- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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