- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

are u black unlucky

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

josh sucks polish adams dick

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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