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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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