- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

Heskey time.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

-knock knock! -doors open

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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