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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Justin with a hat.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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