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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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