Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Penis

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A man goes to the potty.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Prostitution is bad.......

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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