- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's circular and round A circle

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

I love pissing people off :P

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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