- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

why wont me daughter eat my feces

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??