- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Wanna know way i don't eat grapes? I hate Grapes.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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