- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Q:why did i cross the road A: time to get a watch

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

aodhan hearty

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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