What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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