What do you call a whale driving a plane? A horibble massacre.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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