- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

How High is a Chinese man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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