what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Women's Rights

Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

You know whats funny? Women's rights

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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