- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

Barack Obama.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

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