- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Lets Go Lakers!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A seal walks into a club.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

Lets Go Lakers!

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A seal walks into a club.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **