- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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