whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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This sentance contains three errers

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Women's rights.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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What? Why?

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Your mom is so nice.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Anti Joke

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