- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

No soup for you!

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

all your base are belong to mark

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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