- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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