- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Killing your friend as a joke.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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