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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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all your base are belong to mark

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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