why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

How come anti jokes r funny

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

The Princess is in another castle

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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