- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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