What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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