- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Uh... What was emulating again?

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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