- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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