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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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