- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A French man gets into a fight

Caolan and Eamon

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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