- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

The child was fired from his job.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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where do you hide a black mans paycheck? somewhere he would never find it

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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