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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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Where are you going Your house

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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