What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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