whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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dry handjob

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What is the name of the car? What

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