- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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