- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

what did the terrorist get for christmas? probably nothing because terrorists are steriotypically muslim, but i imagine if not it was a gift close to his heart

What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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