Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

hi

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

hers a joke... japanese people

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...