- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

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