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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

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