- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman wears a dress.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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