- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

mental kid

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

knock knock who's there ?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??