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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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