Boxing on Boxing Day

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

2 black kids walk into school

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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