Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Someone loses their golfball in the trees. Their playing partner replies: "what is this? This berenstein bears?"

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

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Women's Soccer.

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What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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GO CHARLIE TO CANDY MOUNTAIN. Charlie is a unicorn and unicorns are not real they are mythological creatures. They do not breath becuase they where never alive unless you do drugs(mr craig) that is the only way to see them. And drugs leed to lose of money, loss of money = broke.Broke = no home. No home= death. So who believes in unicorns??

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Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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Albert your flies undone.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Women's rights.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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