- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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homosexual

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

knock knock Goodbye

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Obama

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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