- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

knock knock who's there ?

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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