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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What is the difference?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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