- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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