- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Emily Walker.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Women's Rights

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

jibby jobby

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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