- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

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