- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Can midgets still have big dreams?

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

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