Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Women's rights

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

rent a cops

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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