I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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WNBA

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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Women's rights.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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