- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What's your guys names?

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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