- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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