What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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