why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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