Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

A man walks into a bar

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Lil Wayne's rapping career

Justin Beiber is a good singer

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

what goes boo a sock

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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