- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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