- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Call of Duty is a good game.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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