What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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I enjoy Popcorn

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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