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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

I'm so punny.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

The duck didn't cross the road.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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