- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Robin get in the batmobile!

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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