- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

That is so fetch

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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