A train poops its pants.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do black people eat? Food.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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