- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin get in the batmobile!

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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