- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

a man makes a bad joke

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Women's rights.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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