- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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