What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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