whats white and sticky glue

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Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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