- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

non poop

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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