Jersey Shore.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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q

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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