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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

Hi, my name is Jake.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What's worse than a papercut? Dying

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

Ryan O'Sullivan likes to suck his own penis. - Ryan O'Sullivan.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

What's funnier than a fat person falling nothing is

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

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