- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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