What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Mahmy

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

cory

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

drew edminstin is a rat

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

You know what's natural? Bears.

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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