What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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