A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

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why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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