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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Women's Rights

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Immigration Laws

A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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