- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Fine, ladies first.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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