American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

your face is kinda funny

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Who wants $300? Me too.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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