- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

This is funny.

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

you dint have to be a jew matt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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