- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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