- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Women's rights

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Knock knock open

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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