A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Albert your flies undone.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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tim has no humor

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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A bar walks into a man

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u say something about an I will punch u in the face u stupid cike!!!!

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why did the tomato blush? A tomato's complexion is already red so it simply appears to be blushing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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