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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

-knock knock! -doors open

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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