- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Take part of what?

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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