- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

its funny cuz i laughed!

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

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