- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

mental kid

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Your're racist.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

LO AND BEHOLD!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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