A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Q: What did the schizophrenic man say to his father? A: "Every time grandmother's urn shrieks, this pornography turns to black ink."

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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