A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

thumb_up thumb_down -22

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

thumb_up thumb_down -22

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

thumb_up thumb_down -22

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

whats gay and american? a gay american

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops