- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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