How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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