What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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