what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

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