#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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