- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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