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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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