well use a tissue!

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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