- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

kill yourself

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

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