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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

A man walks in to a bar. He then walks in to a different bar, and later that evening he goes into a different third bar. That man is a bar critique.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

If youre African, why are you white?

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