- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

A Mormon walks into a bar

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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