what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

hear hear

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

black people

A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Guest what? Dog

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

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