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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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