- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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